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but then you men would only get nagged at to come down n kill the spiders 
20 Jul 2007, 12:30
Just 2 things that I was told a long time ago when I was still single. Never gave it too much thought back then, but this thread has jogged my memory so here goes;
1/ How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?
You marry it!
2/ Why do brides always smile when they walk down the aisle?
Because they know they have given their last BJ!
Just a few things to remember for all you single guys out there!
HTH
20 Jul 2007, 20:52
.Jock wrote:The above sentence does not quite make sense.
Should it read, "Well I hate shopping and if Stew wants to eat he has too, shop"?
Or is it perhaps a spelling problem? "Well I hate shopping and if Stew wants to eat he has two shops"?
Ah! I see the problem, it was written by a female ... that's OK dear, we understand.
I love smilies
20 Jul 2007, 21:51
Keith wrote::?
1/ How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?
You marry it!
2/ Why do brides always smile when they walk down the aisle?
Because they know they have given their last BJ!
Just a few things to remember for all you single guys out there!
HTH
Keith - Bev says "Was it Dick that told you??"
20 Jul 2007, 22:46
GPZ Pat wrote:Keith - Bev says "Was it Dick that told you??"
20 Jul 2007, 23:14
I'm saying nothing 
on this subject.
on this subject.
20 Jul 2007, 23:19
PADSTAR wrote:I'm saying nothing
Wuss
22 Jul 2007, 08:14
Shopping is a great oportunity to put in the trolley those essentials that women never buy like beer, whisky and anchovies. The more you can sneak into the trolley the better. For some reason I'm not invited to go shopping any more. Can't understand it?
22 Jul 2007, 09:02
You men have the bare face cheek to say women moan have you listened to yourselfs
22 Jul 2007, 09:09
pmsfl well said sarah
22 Jul 2007, 17:35
sids bitch wrote:You men have the bare face cheek to say women moan have you listened to yourselfs
Thats what you lot are there for, to "listen", not us!
You should know your places!
erm, I'm off!
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22 Jul 2007, 21:54
Why do wimon wear white on their wedding day?
Because all domestic appliances come in white!
Because all domestic appliances come in white!
22 Jul 2007, 22:37
JD wrote:Why do wimon wear white on their wedding day?
Because all domestic appliances come in white!
pmsl
hahaha
Re: Women - Rant
02 Aug 2007, 09:47
i didnt get married in white .. you show me a domestic appliance that comes in purple n i might agree with your post
Re: Women - Rant
02 Aug 2007, 10:35
Oh dear!
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